1. Gilligan was so charmed by the desert isle that he decided to marry the movie star.
2. Like that nice Professor said, " We should always study for our exams."
3. The cantaloupe throwing contest was canceled due to averse weather.
4. Rushing to the scene of the crime, the prosecuting attorney was horrified at the grizzly murder scene.
5. The criminal alluded police by hiding under a Toyota, Corolla.
6. Presenting illness, the president refused to make the trip to Tulsa.
7. Morgan canceled the funeral service after the dead man turned out to be alive.
8. Less than one-hundred pumpkins were piled in Smith's car.
9. Hurricane Bubba ravaged the Gulf Coast causing $10 billion in damages.
10. The dancing troop refused to buy their tights at wholesale.
11. the restaurant owners upped the price of rutabagas by 100% whenever Mark Arnold came to town.
12. The Journalist's Cannon of Ethics, prohibits taking gifts from sources.
13. Journalists should be guided by one principle: always be accurate.
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